Posted December 8, 2015 at 5:44 pm
It has been brought to my attention that my frequent, tiny blog posts are less than convenient for people who use the RSS feed. Apparently they keep seeing Goblins "updates" and then go to the site, only to see a one sentence blog post about how I'm live streaming or something similar. I can see how that could be kind of annoying. I'll be honest with you. I don't fully 'get' RSS feeds. I mean... I know what they do in a general sense but aside from that, I'm clueless.
So I'll talk to my beautiful, brilliant, German tech guy and ask him if there's anything that can be done to make this easier on my RSS readers. I'm sure he'll have some ideas. So for now, just know that we're working on the problem and we should have a solution soon. In the meantime, I'll try
to be less carefree with my tiny blog posts about casual things like live streams or new sneak peeks under the vote button.
Oh, that reminds me. I'll be live streaming my drawing
in just a little while from now.
Also, there's a new sneak peek (fully shaded with text. Not really spoilery) under the vote button at the top/left corner of my site.
What do you want from me? I said I'd try
As for the update schedule, I'm not officially saying that Goblins is updating every Friday. Just that the last three updates have been on Friday and the next one is going to be on Friday. See, if I don't promise a set schedule, but say that the past X number of updates have been on Friday, I can't be in trouble for being late. Sneaky Tarol is sneaky. Seriously though, I've been trying to keep the updates at a solid once per week while I finish the art for the G:AR card game. Once that's finally done, I'd like to work on speeding up the updates to once/five days or something, like it used to be. We'll see how it goes.
If you'd like to keep getting those tiny announcements that will no longer be blogged, you can follow me on Twitter
as I'll keep posting them there. I also tweet out some of the G:AR cards that I draw, answer questions and sometimes I'm even kinda funny! Sometimes.
Thank you for everything.
Posted December 6, 2015 at 1:57 am
Under the vote button is the entire, upcoming Goblins page. The catch is that it's nothing but empty word balloons and panels. No text, no artwork. I don't know why, but I just think it looks kinda neat with a bunch of empty word balloons floating around for seemingly no reason.
To see it, simply click on the vote button at the top/left corner of my site.
Also, you can still bid on some Goblins artwork
. The money goes toward WorldBuilders. An amazing charity. There are links to it on the Ebay page.
And finally, just a reminder that the next Goblins update is this Friday, December 11th. It's the last page of Forgath and crew, before we switch back to Minmax and crew.
Posted December 5, 2015 at 12:53 am
Want to give to a great cause and get Goblins loot at the same time? Signed prints and original artwork from the comic are sitting there, calling to you. Check it out.
EDIT: There's also a brand new sneak peek of the next Goblins update, under the vote button (top left corner of my site). It's very, very unfinished. Voting for my site gives it that extra boost of exposure. It's a great way to help support the comic without spending a penny. Anyone can vote once per day. You can expect the finished update to go live on Friday, December 11th.
Posted November 30, 2015 at 2:46 pm
Posted November 26, 2015 at 2:08 pm
The next page appears on December 3rd.
As always, thanks for reading.
Posted November 16, 2015 at 3:51 pm
The last three updates have been on Fridays. I've been quietly trying to get back onto a steady schedule without making any announcements. However, due to a minor medical issue, there will be no update this Friday (November 20th). The next Goblins update will be on Friday (November 27th).
Posted November 5, 2015 at 2:47 am
In the top, left corner of this site, under the TWC vote button, there's ANOTHER brand new sneak peek of the upcoming Goblins page. Someone is sad in it. Shocker, I know.
Posted November 3, 2015 at 11:28 pm
Under the vote button (top left of this site), you'll catch a glimpse of the next Goblins page. It's two characters enjoying each other's company during a little dinner date. Check it out.
Posted November 3, 2015 at 3:51 pm
Those who know me, know that I tend to speak out about equality quite a bit. Usually it's gender equality, but sometimes it's about racial, economical, etc. It's an important topic to me for what I admit, are very selfish reasons.
Before I was born, my teenage mother was kidnapped by a number of men and kept for days while she was beaten and raped. One of the men grew a conscience, put a coat around her naked body and sent her outside. It took her awhile to find help, as she couldn't see. Both of her eyes were swollen shut.
I learned about this tale when I was a teenager myself and it's become the central part of my moral compass, ever since. My Mother, clearly a stronger person than me, is over this and even makes jokes about it now. This is her way of being bigger than it. Her way of beating it. She respects that everyone who's gone through something like that needs to find their way of dealing with it.
I didn't even exist when this happened and yet, I'm still not over it. My teen fantasies of having super powers or being buddies with Optimus Prime all eventually gravitated to be beating up or even killing those guys.
As some of you already know, the 'Kin and Dellyn' story arc has two jobs. Firstly, it's fantasy fulfillment for me. It's designed to make ME feel better. The second job, is to show how horrific rape is. How it transcends evil. How even other "badguys" can't stomach it. To de-normalize as much as I can. Before I wrote that into the comic, I had a handful of long discussions with my Mother about it and she gave me her blessing.
I thought that if I did this, it'd make me feel better. Like I actually had those super powers and was flying around stopping rapists. And at first, I did kinda feel like that. It was amazing. This was my way of being bigger than it. My way of beating it. Let me clarify with swiftness and conviction that I am in NO way, comparing my feelings about that past event to my Mother's. I was not raped. I was not harmed in any way. I just needed a healthy way to get this 25ish year old fury to go away.
But since that story arc has come out years ago, I've gotten scolded to various degrees. Usually it's a verbal tap on the back of the hand to tell me about the sexist things I'm doing that support rape culture. A few times it's been full on mocking or rage, accusing me of lying about my Mother's experience and even marrying my wife and pretending to love her, all to hide my massive misogyny.
Basically, that fantasy of mine from my teenage years, has gone sour. I used to fantasize about flying around and saving the day. But over time, I've felt more and more like I'm flying around supporting misogyny and rape.
It's a gross kind of mental nauseousness that grows each time I'm told that my work is in some way sexist. Onlookers commonly say that I should relax and that I'm making too much a big deal about it.
Imagine that you're stung by a bee. You might say "ouch" and react a bit. Now imagine that you're being swarmed by bees and stung over and over. You start flailing your arms around and freaking out. Then an onlooker points at the latest bee sting, the one that just happened right there on your arm and says "Relax. You're making too much of a big deal about it. It's just a little bee sting."
Parts of Goblins makes me sick to my stomach, because to some, it's doing the opposite of what I'd intended. To some, I'm creating sexist work. I know that this is my problem. This is my gross over sensitivity. This is my issue and it's up to no one but me to fix it.
I'll be going offline for a little while. The comic, the work on the game... this will all continue as fast as it possibly can. I just mean that my Twitter feed will only post comic updates, G:AR updates etc and I won't be drawing live for awhile. Stuff like that.
Side note, work has been slowed due to gallstone pain, but I'm having my gallbladder removed November 17th, so I 'should' be pain free and working much faster after that!
As always, thanks for everything.
Posted October 27, 2015 at 12:35 am
I just found this old YouTube comment that I made last year. It was the first time I'd discovered Pentatonix. I guess I was bored, because instead of ignoring the dumb comments, I decided to rip on this one guy forever. I barely remember writing this, but it made me chuckle so I figured I'd share it. Here's the entire comment, copy/pasted from YouTube...
Hey, this is AWESOME! But I can't get 'too' excited yet. By my own, personal rule, I can't be a fan of anything, until a complete douche insults it in a derogatory way that uses absolutely no genuine criticism or evaluation of skill.
Now let's see...
"LOL bunch of faggots " - YaZoonDiya
And there it IS! But before I declare myself a Pentatonix fan, I 'will' have to inspect the comment to confirm its douchiness.
Hmmm.... Yes. Yes, this is indeed a beautiful piece of work. The complete lack of any punctuation is a staple of the douche and to be expected, but let's take a closer look, shall we?
It starts with the capitalized "LOL" as an insult, which is the preferred weapon of the common douche, since they rarely understand that it's an acronym representing laughter, an involuntary reaction, universally representing happiness, and not... you know... a word.
Douches (especially the common house douche, which can thrive in a variety of climates), also appreciate the simplicity of "LOL", as it contains virtually no intellectual requirement to utilize. "LOL" is 'so' devoid of complexity (which can confuse and frustrate the common douche), that it is almost literally binary (i.e. "101"). It is this 'moron friendly' feature that makes the douche favour "LOL" in his attacks, despite the fact that it is about as effective as lobbing marshmallows at their enemies.
Next, we have a three word... um... sentence(?) that, I have to say, is breathtaking. Much like the dung beetles' ability to roll feces into a pristine ball, ten times its own body weight, the douche has a masterful ability to collect and use minimalization in ways that we cannot understand.
Notice how each word plays an integral part to conveying his message, without ever giving more than the most basic of information. "bunch" inticates that the douche has noticed that the group, Pentatonix is more than one individual. Yet the word does not give mention to how 'many' individuals there are, and this is because he does not know. But he does not 'need' to know. Herein, lies the beauty of the the common house douche's ability to turn a lack of intelligence into minimalistic sustenance.
"faggots", another common tool of the douche, has a dual purpose. While he is obviously using it in an attempt to harm or belittle his target, it is the underlying purpose of the word that is of the utmost importance. The douche, possessing no natural defences of his own, has evolved a very curious, but effective manner in which to defend his exposed ego from predators.
He ridicules homosexuals and thus, believes himself to be superior. While this does keep his ego protected, the effectiveness of the tactic is fleeting. And so, just as cattle must constantly eat grass to stay alive, the douche must constantly insult and degrade homosexuals, working the mention of them into as many conversation points as possible.
The most fascinating aspect to this behaviour, is that it is a symbiotic relationship. While the douche's ego receives protection as a result of this behaviour, the homosexual community can at times, find it fucking hilarious. So both species can benefit.
But as impressive as the douche is, he is not perfect. We see this represented here, with the word "of". This is a fatal flaw, as "bunch 'a' faggots" or "bunch 'o' faggots" would have provided more sustenance for this douche, which he would then have been able to store as reserves to get him through the winter. However, since this douche has used too much of his valuable energy to think up the proper word connecting "bunch" and "faggots", he will sadly starve before the upcoming winter passes. But it is nature and we must not intervene.
Join me next time, when I'll discuss the habitat and mating habits of the common douche.
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