A friend of mine just recently opened up his restaurant, Propellerhead! Of course, not being in Brooklyn, I haven't eaten there yet. So I've written up a review of the food, based on how I'm sure my eventual visit will actually go.
Tarol's Review Of The Restaurant Propellerhead
Recently, I got a chance to visit Propellerhead in Brooklyn. I was particularly hungry when I walked into the restaurant, because I'd just finished doing some 'extreme rocket gliding'. It's a sport I invented by strapping several large rockets onto a hand glider.
Most people can't do it.
I can do it.
I'm really good at it.
Anyways, once inside, I ran into Stephen Hawking who thanked me for helping him with some physics problems that he was having trouble with.
It wasn't long before I was sitting at my table and ordering the Buffalo Chicken Sandwich, but just as I was about to start eating, I got a phone call. When I looked to see who it was, I rolled my eyes in exasperation. It was Scarlett Johansson. Again. I keep telling her that I'm a married man and we can never be lovers, but the poor girl just can't help calling everyday and declaring her love for me.
I was about halfway through my lunch, when the restaurant was suddenly attacked by ninjas made of lasers and dragons. Everyone was terrified, but thankfully I'm an Epic Belt in Blur-Karate. It's like regular karate but faster.
Most people can't do it.
It can do it.
I'm really good at it.
Once I had beaten up the ninjas, I sat back down and finished my sandwich.
This has been Tarol's restaurant review.
(PS - Oh, and the sandwich was good.)
So if you're in the area and want to check it out, the address is...
752 Coney Island Avenue, Brooklyn, NY 11218
Here's the Propellerhead website, but as the business is brand new, it's still under construction at the time of writing this.
Here's their Twitter, where you can take a look at the menu. Over at Instagram, they're propellerhead_bk
Thanks. -Tarol
Firstly, let's clarify the line that separates fluid and organic kliks.
Blood is both organic and a fluid, but a klik made up of blood counts as a 'fluid type' and not an 'organic type'. This is based on the thickness of the liquid. Physically, blood reacts a lot like water, which gives that klik the advantages and disadvantages of a 'fluid type'. A klik made of a thicker material like honey, could fall into the fluid or organic category, depending on the consistency of that particular honey. A klik made up of an organic substance with a more 'gelatinous' consistency, would be counted as an 'organic type'.
Fluid kliks have the widest range of extremes when it comes to strengths and weaknesses. They require more food energy than other types, since they need to not only hover, but keep their liquid bodies together at all times. A healthy, well fed fluid klik won't drip or evaporate under normal circumstances. Their positive is usually the same material that they're made of.
Being made of liquid means that fluid kliks are immune to all non-magical slashing and stabbing damage. Swords and arrows simply pass harmlessly through them. However, blunt attacks like clubs and maces will do double damage to them as chunks of them can 'splash' away. If these kliks become too damaged or starved, they can lose the strength to hold themselves together. This will cause them to 'drip' themselves away until they either feed on their positive or die.
Within this type of klik are the two subgroups, hot and cold. This is not based on the type of liquid that the fluid klik is made of. One klik made of water can lean toward heat, while another water klik can lean toward cold. Each of these two subgroups follow their own rules.
A. Heat
A fluid klik in this subgroup doesn't take damage from non-magical heat. It can be heated up to boiling and even (liquid type permitting) evaporated into a gas and still function, unharmed. It can operate with the properties of a gas until condensation naturally returns the klik back to its liquid state. However, a heat tending fluid klik is vulnerable to cold damage and is automatically killed if frozen solid.
B. Cold
A fluid klik in this subgroup doesn't take damage from non-magical cold. If it gets cold enough to freeze (reacting normally within the logistics of the liquid they're made of), it will feel no ill effects or loss of movement or abilities. In frozen form, the fluid klik gains any advantages or abilities that being solid ice might provide. When the fluid klik naturally melts, it comfortably returns to its liquid form. The cold tending fluid klik is vulnerable to heat damage however and is automatically killed if boiled away or evaporated via heat.
There is no record of a fluid klik capable of leaning toward both heat and cold.
Kloks
Kliks have their own form of "marriage" that is difficult for most humanoids to fully understand. On rare occasions, a small group of kliks (usually two to five), will decide to merge themselves into one being called a klok. This irreversible process combines each klik's sense of individuality into one, equally shared consciousness.
Almost every aspect of each klik being merged is added to the newly created klok. Memories, physical traits, personality traits, etc. are all present in the new creature. Kloks can ingest any positive that belonged to the kliks who merged. However those klik's negatives no longer pose a danger to a klok.
Aside from the added freedom of being able to choose from a collection of positives, rather than only being compatible with one, the klok possesses the combined intellect of all the kliks merged into it. Kloks are also notably more powerful than kliks. They're able to use tools, wield weapons, cast spells and once old enough, develop powerful, magical abilities. It's these ancient kloks that are able to create gateways into different dimensions and realms, allowing the species to spread to different worlds.
Despite all of this added power, the concept of giving up personal identity is horrifying and difficult to understand for most humanoids. A common question humanoids ask is "Which klik has control?". The answer is equal parts "None of them" and "All of them". Here is an imperfect analogy...
When a human drinks enough alcohol, they become drunk and their personality changes. Their intelligence, dexterity and confidence are all changed. Now imagine that the alcohol ingested was its own creature and the human and alcohol were "merged". The alcohol's personality and the human's personality combined to form a new creature with a completely new personality. Yet, while the human feels their personality change and some of the decisions they make are made by the alcohol, they always feel control over themselves. It never feels as though another being has taken control away from the human, simply that the human has become something different than what it was.
There are of course, a lot of differences between this analogy and the formation of a klok, but it gives a partial insight into what it feels like from the klik's point of view.
The main reason for kliks deciding to merge like this, is due to a powerful, family-like bond formed amongst the group.
Tics
Tics are the most mysterious aspect of the species. They're often mistaken as "baby kliks", but this isn't the case. Tics are sub-creatures that are comparable to plants or house pets. What they lack in consciousness, they more than make up for in power.
Tics are created seemingly from nothing, by very old kloks. Once a klok creates a gateway to another world, tics are sent to the new realm decades or even centuries before any klik or klok may enter. The reason for this is because tics posses so much power, that they gradually and discreetly alter the world's laws of physics. These changes in universal logic are what make it possible for kliks to populate the new world and maintain the seemingly impossible abilities like hovering, shape changing, symbiotic procreation, etc.
Tics don't have positives or negatives. They exist on the massive amount of energy given to them at the moment of their creation. This energy takes a few hundred thousand years to drain, but once it's depleted, the tic quietly dies.
Procreation
Possibly the most notable aspect of the species is the way they procreate. Like most living creatures, kliks require a soul to exist. However, unlike most creatures, kliks can't create new souls for their young. What they do to get past this handicap is an extraordinary feat of symbiosis.
A klik wishing to create new life first finds a living creature with a soul of its own. This can be a humanoid, animal, monster... anything with a soul. Then the klik attaches a small orb of its own material onto the creature. Over time, that orb is considered by the creature's soul, to be a natural part of the body. If we think of the soul as a form of energy that radiates within every part of the creature, then we can understand why that soul eventually fills the orb as it would an arm or a leg. Once this is accomplished, the orb harmlessly separates from the creature, taking with it the small bit of 'soul' that filled it up. The new klik now has its own soul that although started as a "copy" of a section of the creature's soul, grows to become something unique as the klik gains its own experiences and memories. This process doesn't harm the creature or take anything away from it. In fact, once completed, the creature is left slightly healthier and with a slightly longer lifespan.
The creature chosen, can affect the klik being created in a number of ways. While a humanoid usually creates kliks with hands, a horse can give way to a klik with hoves. A fish can create a klik with fins, a bird, one with wings and so on.
Past generations can also affect the outcome of the new klik's physical and magical make up. If a klik three generations ago, was created from some inter-dimensional beast with twenty tentacles, the new klik that was just formed from a human, might find itself with twenty hands.
The creature chosen and past generations can all contribute to the material and type of the new klik. This allows a metallic klik to end up creating an energy klik, etc.
(I'll discuss warped kliks in Kliks Part III)
The klik species are a genderless symbiotic race that have spread through multiple dimensions. They have a large amount of magical power but as a result, can at times, be dangerously volatile.
There are five basic klik types, all with the ability to become various mutations of themselves. Some of those mutations are a healthy form of evolution, while others are twisted and dangerous.
Positives And Negatives
Each klik has its own 'positive' and 'negative'.
The positive is what that klik is required to "eat". It's what provides the massive amount of food energy needed to not only stay alive, but to allow it to heal, hover and perform other abilities. The negative is that klik's main weakness. Contact with the negative rapidly breaks the klik down and ultimately kills it.
While each klik's type may tend toward certain positives/negatives (a klik made of fire will commonly have water as a negative), there is no hard rule about this. With the exception of the temporal kliks (see below), any type can have any positive or negative.
The Five Types Of Klik
1. Metallic
Metallic kliks are the most common of the five types. They can appear as any sort of naturally occurring metal and even some types of stone. Along with the ability to hover that all kliks have, metallic kliks can polymorph at will, into basic shapes. When they are in any shape other than their natural form (usually a sphere), metallic kliks are unable to hover.
2. Energy
Energy kliks can be made of fire, electricity or certain types of magical or mechanical energy. They don't really have a solid form and as a result, are much faster than other types. Energy kliks can have their own unique sets of advantages and handicaps that are separate from the issues they have with positives and negatives. For instance, a klik made up of electricity (or "lightning" as most folks in Thuntonia would call it) can travel through a conducting surface like steel or water. A klik made of sunlight would have no problem killing off a group of vampires, but would be vulnerable to a Darkness spell.
3. Organic
Organic kliks are the most diverse. They can be made of skin, claws, plant matter (wood, leaves), insect legs, spider webbing, hair, teeth... this means that they can sometimes be kind of gross or terrifying to look at. Organic kliks aren't as strongly affected by their positives/negatives. While their positive can take hours instead of seconds, to heal their wounds, their negative will not be as damaging to them as it is with other forms.
4. Temporal
Temporal kliks are partially made of "time" and exist in 3 to 6 consecutive moments of time at once, thus the echoed imagery. While these kliks follow the same rules as other types regarding negatives, their positives are oddly unique. A temporal klik might know what you're going to do a few seconds before you do it, because it's partly existing a few seconds in the future and is already experiencing it. Naturally, this tends to lead toward the standard paradoxes that come with time travel and it's these paradoxes that the temporal klik "eats" as a positive. I'll give an example...
Imagine that you are about to step on a banana peel, causing you to slip and fall. A temporal klik is hovering next to you and since it exists a few seconds in the past and future as well as the present, it is watching you slip and fall just before you actually do it. Since it also exists in the time frame in which you haven't fallen yet, the temporal klik grabs you by the shoulder and points to the banana peel, thereby stopping you from ever slipping on it. This creates a pretty standard paradox. The klik sees you fall, allowing it to stop you from falling, which stops the klik from seeing the event, which makes it impossible for it to have stopped you from falling. This of course, causes you to fall, which restarts the cycle of impossibility.
These paradoxes create a kind of logical feedback that temporal kliks can absorb as energy. Once the paradox has been eaten as the klik's positive, it no longer exists. This cleanly sorts out the timeline in ways that beings who exist in only one moment at a time can't hope to understand.
Different temporal kliks eat different types of paradoxes. Sometimes the paradoxes require conscious decisions made by other beings. Sometimes they need to involve the destruction of matter. Some temporal kliks can only absorb paradoxes that spread into tiny pockets of time, disturbing very little in a universal sense, while others need paradoxes that ripple outward, affecting events on a cosmic scale.
Existing in multiple moments at a time, makes it nearly impossible to physically harm a temporal klik. Much like the banana peel scenario, these kliks will usually know that they're going to be attacked before it happens.
About Kliks Part Two
Aside from the five basic types of klik, there are also kloks (the larger, more complex looking guys) and tics (the tiny guys). I'll cover these in part two.